"Hi death heads for once a 1000 ways to die are doing a competition to see deaths are the best (please note that they're gonna be episodes that I've done which is all of them)".
"So let's begin"
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"Lets begin with an easy one"
Speeded out:"a speedster gets ready for a race but dies after a gun bullet from yesterday explodes in his foot".
Eye for a javelin:"a sports coach has a lesson for a group of teens keep your eye on the javelin literally".
"But the winner today is rainbowpaled:"a female sports bitch gets a painful demise".
"Next up is sexist death:
Branched out:"a couple take a tumble and gets impaled by a tree".