the deathiesEdit

"Hi death heads for once a 1000 ways to die are doing a competition to see deaths are the best (please note that they're gonna be episodes that I've done which is all of them)".

"So let's begin"

the list Edit

Sporty deaths:

"Lets begin with an easy one"

Speeded out:"a speedster gets ready for a race but dies after a gun bullet from yesterday explodes in his foot".

Eye for a javelin:"a sports coach has a lesson for a group of teens keep your eye on the javelin literally".

"But the winner today is rainbowpaled:"a female sports bitch gets a painful demise".

"Next up is sexist death:

Branched out:"a couple take a tumble and gets impaled by a tree".